ASAPkitis: 1st u calleddick 'genitals' now u say 'wen I come back bck we ll sort out dis issue' how old can u get -______-
at 3:22 PM yesterday via Twitter
LoquaciousTLD: Who wants to make a porn called 'HallowCream'? The killer kills people with his dick thats painted like a knife. Same story just more sex.
at 5:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter
puzzidash: I knew we were gonna bang when she called my dick 'Biscuit'!
I love me some Oreos ^_^
JM_CashinOut: I've heard of big n tall. But never big n small. Maybe you should open up a different store called "I'm fat n can't find my dick n balls"