BulletProof914: RT @meg609: when invitations say "no alcohol" i just stare blankly at them until i fall asleep or am interrupted. what does "no alcohol" mean? #halp

meg609: when invitations say "no alcohol" i just stare blankly at them until i fall asleep or am interrupted. what does "no alcohol" mean? #halp

hannahwhittam: RT @KingWillard: That crazy jerk your body does when you fall asleep and wake right back up <<<

KingWillard: That crazy jerk your body does when you fall asleep and wake right back up <<<

BlackWidowTasha: @_ClintBarton_ *nods and curls up under the blankets, doesn't want to fall asleep because of nightmares but does anyway*

Maggie_Guenther: Why does my hand get to fall asleep but I can't.

NickPrice511: Why does everyone think I'm asleep when It's been 3 minutes.....

Ashlee0321: I have an amazing boyfriend even if he does say dumb stuff and fall asleep early all the time... I still kinda sorta like him ;)

ThatKiddAJONES: I always fall asleep with my music on, but why does it seem 100x louder when I have to wake up and turn it off?

Larry_TheGreat: @HighlySpokenOf what does he gotta do about this if you fell asleep on me you was gone fall asleep on him too

fluxdavidflow: I'm so damn tired, I just power napped listening to metalcore. How does anyone fall asleep listening to that? Super tired apparently. #night

breeeeeann: Fell asleep 3 hours ago, but now I'm wide awake. Why does my body hate me? #Cooool

tschroede: When she's layin' on my shoulder on the sofa in the dark And about the time she falls asleep so does my right arm

kary502: why does every1 decide to text me when in boutta fal asleep /:

trueBANDhead: How does my roommate fall asleep so fast?

pattylynngray: Does anyone's pinky toe ever fall asleep? Bc mine does all the time. #random #justsayin

JaysFirst_lady: He cuddled up to me nd fell asleep he usually just falls asleep on his own. I love when he does sweet things

alexxismusic502: #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen your asleep and your body does that crazy twitch that looks like a convulsion and u wake up to everyone staring at u.

ShonLockhart: Good morning......fell asleep early woke up feeling refreshed. And SHE is on my mind. So I'm smiling because that just what she does.

tmclaughlin16: I wish I could fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow like @j_druin0819 does

bwayne333: How does you're "Pinky finger" fall asleep but all the rest of you're hand doesn't.. It feels SOOO weird!

TrelonV: RT @brittanyGTRAINN: If ur in a rela. & the only alone time u spend tog is when u all are asleep tog, that does NOT count !

realcamdon: Kind of sad I fell asleep early last night. Why does everyone I want to chat with have to be up so late :(

DrivenWithin: @ayyy_hoaR I'm sure @Boston_Bomber is asleep so when she does wake up let her know Florida is playing UofL in the elite eight.

JaysFirst_lady: My baby just fell asleep on my lap, I love when he does tht